fan dictation

SD and JP have just moved to BH9... in a really nice house. They start at the local school what's the skinny blonde's name? She's just had a nose job. SD doesn't have the right kind of clothes, goes shopping with Donna and the blonde one, steals clothes. Do her "friends" see her steal the clothes? I think the blonde one might encourage her to steal the clothes. Blonde one likes JP, thinks he's a spunk. LP doesn't go to the school but is in the background somehow, but SD thinks he's a spunk as does the blonde one. SD gets caught shoplifting, parents very disappointed. Do they have a dog? No. That's all I've got for you, that's the first episode. I think the blonde one might drive a red convertible. And I think JP makes friends with LP because they go surfing and he's a surfer dude, but that's just a guess.  So today I have to watch the first episode and I can tell you what actually happens.

nag

He's not going to spontaneously combust unless I nag him.
Have you spontaneously combusted?
Isn't it time to spontaneously combust?
Haven't you done your spontaneous combustion yet.
Why haven't you spontaneously combusted.

as yet unidentified

bird butterflied
cat at its viscera
nature documentary

nailgun

big fat website

goodbye big chungus

On the weekend we're going to make an effigy of Big Chungus and we're going to light a fire and  throw Big Chungus in the flames. We're going to gather the ashes of Big Chungus and take them to Brighton Beach and we're going to scatter them in the sea.

jerome sutphin - playing to win

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