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Rusty and Terri an item,
who would've known?
Steve Irwin's widow
and the fluctuating bulk.
From nasty skinhead
to overprotective dad
bigger than a bus,
seduced by Hugo
Weaving - no, Genevieve Picot -
Gladiator, Maximus Heft.
Looking at Russ
that Daily Mail photo
on Hotmail news
was taken ages ago.
Is it a fabrication
can it be true, who
invented this combination
this morning, for you?
Crocodile Huntress, Maximus Flock
Velveteen Rabbit
The Incredible Hock,
at their wedding
will Elton John play
Crocodile Rock?
Throwback to Kangaroo Carey
aboard the captain's wife.
Stingray, oh stingray
this is your Life.

because syntax!

Book scorpions are the best/worst thing to happen to books, because book scorpions!

Thus opens an article about lactating pseudoscorpions published in 2014 by a Scientific American blog. Its construction was popular at the time, because, possibly, TV show? Trends come and go, because trends! Only four years on and it's nigh on nonsensical.

vocab

I asked him why he liked pugs.
'Pugs are really derpy.'
That meant nothing to me.
'You know how their eyes bug out,
that's really derp'.

Moment is the word of the moment

No, she never had this number.

- Hello.
- Helloooo. Is Amy there at all?
- I think you might have the wrong number.
- Oh, she's probably changed her number then. Thank you.
- Bye.

competitive eatings

broccoli
cabbage
rice
dirt
leaves
dry biscuits
cloth
boots
brussel sprouts
alfalfa
panadol
cars

what kind of apocalypse would you choose?

chicken apocalypse