still

all your old info

Data has mushroomed since the internet.

The internet has mushroomed since data

has mushroomed the internet. Since data

has data, the internet mushroomed since.

Has the internet mushroomed data since?

Poof it all goes, poof! Up in metaphors, 

puffball spores, dandelion dander, plane

tree dust. Although all those are still there

this stuff just disappears into thin air.

Data since has. The internet mushroomed

the since data. Has mushroomed internet

mushroomed data? Has internet? Since the

internet has since mushroomed, the data,

the internet data has since mushroomed.

approaching a sonnet with my safety in mind

The ground is my keyboard, I tap it
with my stick. There is a golf ball
on the end of it. When I want to look
something up on the internet, I go for a walk.
Because I am vision impaired, Google
has my future in mind: whenever
I cross the information superhighway,
they know which intersections Council
has superglued dimples to. One day
Google hopes to coat all access points
with their magic, logo-coloured data
so that in order to get to the other side
I must do a search with my stick...
tap tap, tap tap tap, click.

screenshot

I hope the mustard I made today doesn't make me ill.

scroll

once I get to the end
I'm going back the other way

fan dictation

SD and JP have just moved to BH9... in a really nice house. They start at the local school what's the skinny blonde's name? She's just had a nose job. SD doesn't have the right kind of clothes, goes shopping with Donna and the blonde one, steals clothes. Do her "friends" see her steal the clothes? I think the blonde one might encourage her to steal the clothes. Blonde one likes JP, thinks he's a spunk. LP doesn't go to the school but is in the background somehow, but SD thinks he's a spunk as does the blonde one. SD gets caught shoplifting, parents very disappointed. Do they have a dog? No. That's all I've got for you, that's the first episode. I think the blonde one might drive a red convertible. And I think JP makes friends with LP because they go surfing and he's a surfer dude, but that's just a guess.  So today I have to watch the first episode and I can tell you what actually happens.

nag

He's not going to spontaneously combust unless I nag him.
Have you spontaneously combusted?
Isn't it time to spontaneously combust?
Haven't you done your spontaneous combustion yet.
Why haven't you spontaneously combusted.