because syntax!

Book scorpions are the best/worst thing to happen to books, because book scorpions!

Thus opens an article about lactating pseudoscorpions published in 2014 by a Scientific American blog. Its construction was popular at the time, because, possibly, TV show? Trends come and go, because trends! Only four years on and it's nigh on nonsensical.

vocab

I asked him why he liked pugs.
'Pugs are really derpy.'
That meant nothing to me.
'You know how their eyes bug out,
that's really derp'.