Apricot

Manchurian, manchurian, manchurian pear
deciduous ornamental, landscaper's dream,
true weed - the neighbours' and their friends compare
each other's 'pears'. If they actually were pears,
if possums ate their leaves, blossoms, fruit,
I would not give a rat's for their ubiquity.

research into actors named Custard

There are two actors with the surname Custard on imdb,
Virgil and Dylan Leonte. Virgil Custard appeared in the Custard Nine (1921)
a typical laugh at black people short. But that you won't find on imdb.
Dylan Leonte Custard is a reality TV actor it seems
but I went no further.

research

There are things we no longer need to ask one another
such as questions that relate to Mr T
e.g.: What's Mr T's real name?
or: Is Mr T the actor of eyebrows?
or: Was Mr T at Nancy Reagan's funeral?
or: Did Mr T have his own breakfast cereal?
because they are generally unanswerable
without resorting to the internet.

Was Mr T at Nancy Reagan's funeral?
It's in the Sunday Herald Sun March 13, 2016
(in the photo his forehead has softened)
but I am not going to ask the internet
what Mr T has for breakfast.
This is why I asked you what a cis-man is.

mystery

If I search for 'St Kilda riot' the Herald Sun paywall lets me read this for free:
www.heraldsun.com.au/news/law-order/wild-brawl-at-st-kilda-fast-food-restaurant/news-story/bf2df0f815f7351ca438a8cc05b59c2a


But if I search for 'St Kilda beach trashed' the Herald Sun paywall says to read this, I have to subscribe:

www.heraldsun.com.au/news/law-order/st-kilda-beachgoers-cause-drunken-chaos-on-christmas-night/news-story/b62a76ef55a2bcfb8ddc96c8a611f3ba

I guess you get what you get and you don't get upset.